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The 50 Shades of Lola

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What’s up?  I’m Brianne from Ali Cat & Co.  All of the ladies at TWSC are dear, dear friends of mine.
They must feel the same way, because at 2:30pm yesterday, they asked me to do a guest post today on my Victory Lola.  They said they were in a pinch and needed some help.
I totally called BS on them.  I think the real reason is because no one wanted to post the day after
But I’m not one to back down.
Introducing The 50 Shades of Lola.
Lola is a Douche Bag
Ass, grass, or cash. No free rides.
Lola don’t read
good thing the Kama Sutra has pictures
Lola does Man Sh*t
will break up over text message
Lola is Promiscuous
twerkin er’body
Lola blasts dem biceps
Suns out Guns out
Lola likes cruisin for chicks
Haulin ass, gettin paid
Lola is yo Homegirl
until you run out of beer
What is your Lola saying?
Vote for me!
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